Boot Baby greeting card

Here's a greeting card that arrives with all the fanfare of a tiny person entering the world, minus the screaming and bodily fluids. Christian Robinson illustrated it, which means it actually looks good—A2 size, 4.25 by 5.5 inches, the kind of dimensions that fit nicely in an envelope without origami skills. The paper is soft white cover stock, 30% recycled, certified by people who care about such things (FSC and SFI), and printed right here in America using soy-based inks that won't judge you for your life choices. It's blank inside, so you can write whatever you want—heartfelt, sarcastic, or a grocery list if you're feeling honest. Comes with a matching envelope, because apparently cards need companions now.