Boot Baby card

Here's a greeting card that arrives with all the fanfare of a tiny person entering the world, minus the screaming and bodily fluids. Christian Robinson illustrated it, which means it actually looks good - A2 size, 4.25 by 5.5 inches, the kind of dimensions that fit nicely in an envelope without origami skills. The paper is soft white cover stock, 30% recycled, certified by people who care about such things (FSC and SFI), and printed right here in America using soy-based inks that won't judge you for your life choices. It's blank inside, so you can write whatever you want - heartfelt, sarcastic, or a grocery list if you're feeling honest. Comes with a matching envelope, because apparently cards need companions now.