Oh Merde sticker

You know that moment when you want to express yourself but can't quite say it out loud? This sticker, illustrated by the talented Christian Robinson, does the heavy lifting for you. Measuring about 2.5 by 3.6 inches and made from white matte vinyl, it's small enough to slip onto a laptop or water bottle, yet bold enough to make its point. It's the kind of thing you'd buy for yourself and then pretend you bought it ironically, even though we both know you didn't.