Gobi apron, white and black

We got this apron, the Gobi Apron High in White and Black, and it's made from organic cotton, which is nice if you care about that sort of thing. It has these nostalgic graphics on it that apparently spark joy, though we're not entirely sure what that means anymore. The whole thing is 38.58 inches tall and 37.8 inches wide, so there's plenty of coverage if you're the type who takes cooking seriously or just wants to protect your clothes from whatever disaster is about to unfold in the kitchen.

It's machine washable, which means you can throw it in with the rest of your laundry and pretend you're being responsible about maintaining your things. We've found that organic cotton holds up reasonably well, though like most aprons, it will eventually develop mysterious stains that no amount of washing will remove.