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Dirty Martini Olive Cotton Tea Towel
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Why we carry this
Elevate your kitchen with this witty tea towel that transforms mundane dishwashing into a moment of levity. The playful olive and pimento print catches the eye without taking itself too seriously - much like a well-crafted cocktail hour confession. Crafted from substantial 100% half panama unbleached cotton, this 18.8 x 29.9 inch towel feels genuinely luxe in hand, whether you're dabbing dishes or styling your bar setup. Screen-printed for crisp detail, hemmed throughout, and fitted with a hanging loop, it's both practical and delightfully charming. Made in the UK. Hand wash in cold water; lay flat to dry. A gift that says you understand the small joys in life.
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